Probe Of Uranus

this is not space exploration * this is not porn * this is the Regis Jack Experience


April 2005

Happiness Is Overrated

Happiness is overratedLust is distractingLove is painfulSex is emptyDepression is underestimatedSanity is not requiredSuicide is acceptable

Tastes Like Clorox Smells

In my opinion, life is not worth living. But spending 5 days in Indianapolis at Star Wars Celebration III (aka CIII) has changed my outlook (temporarily of course). CIII was the ultimate experience. And this is coming from someone who... Continue Reading →

Manha Manha

If you don't remember this when you were a kid – you're in for a treat. Once you hear this, you will never, I mean never get it out of your head. It had been years since I hear this... Continue Reading →

Britney? Pregnant? Playboy?

I read the news today, oh boy - seems that the girl of my dreams, Britney Spears, is pregnant. This brings fears and hopes that one of my greatest dreams may come true. I have three dreams about Britney: Dream... Continue Reading →

Baby, do have my number?

No my number is not 867-5309 (sing along if you remember the words). But after that number hit the airways back in the 80's, everyone called it for every area code. But as I said before, that's not my number... Continue Reading →

When I Close My Eyes

When I close my eyes I see arrows. Left, Down, Up, Right. They vary in color, speed and the order in which they appear. But I see them when I close my eyes. Why is that you ask? (if you... Continue Reading →

May I take your order – from way over here?

I just read that McDonald's is thinking of outsourcing the order part of the drive-thru experience. They want to create a remote call center for drive-thru ordering. Just think, next time you pull up to the drive-thru in Charlotte, NC,... Continue Reading →

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