“I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free. There must be 50 ways to leave your lover,” according to Paul Simon. For me to be free, I need to express myself, on a physical, emotional and spiritual... Continue Reading →
Because the Neverland Ranch will bring so many bad memories to M.J., I decided to help him out. I plan on buying the ranch from him, but I am going to change a few of the rules. Rule 1: Only... Continue Reading →
I went to this Japanese place for dinner with a girl (really) and it seems our fortune cookies got mixed up. Me, loud, emotional, completely obtrusive, with an abrasive personality received this fortune: “ You have a quiet and unobtrusive... Continue Reading →
I'm not here to apologize. I am me. I'm not sorry. All is quite in Regisville – an unusual turn of events. There is no one to watch over me. No one to guide me. No one to prepare me... Continue Reading →
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