Probe Of Uranus

this is not space exploration * this is not porn * this is the Regis Jack Experience


June 2005

Communicate not Enumerate

“I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free. There must be 50 ways to leave your lover,” according to Paul Simon. For me to be free, I need to express myself, on a physical, emotional and spiritual... Continue Reading →

M.J., I’m Here to Help

Because the Neverland Ranch will bring so many bad memories to M.J., I decided to help him out. I plan on buying the ranch from him, but I am going to change a few of the rules. Rule 1: Only... Continue Reading →

And the Fortune Cookie Says…

I went to this Japanese place for dinner with a girl (really) and it seems our fortune cookies got mixed up. Me, loud, emotional, completely obtrusive, with an abrasive personality received this fortune: “ You have a quiet and unobtrusive... Continue Reading →

It’s Human Nature

I'm not here to apologize. I am me. I'm not sorry. All is quite in Regisville – an unusual turn of events. There is no one to watch over me. No one to guide me. No one to prepare me... Continue Reading →

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