This week is part 5 in a series that has only 1 part.

This is episode s10e31(396) for Monday, August 14, 2017 and clocked in at 1 minute, 59 seconds

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You must hear to understand. Really. It’s less then 2 minutes. Just listen to the podcast! Click the play button or link or whatever you see. And if it’s not there? Then it’s gone. Just like my virginity to Mr … never mind. Nothing to see hear (get it? Hear not here?)

Red Shirt log, Star Date 7, Hyperbole 9, Cub Win. Windows needs to validate your credentials. I think the fever is affecting my hippopotamus and my squanch needs to get schwifty. Please return to your regular routine. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

— The Distracted Philosopher

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