It’s been a few years since I’ve done anything — let’s get warmed up …
<rebooting the experience> ………………….
<initializing core concepts>…………..
<identification redefined>………
<environment has been migrated>…………
<data has been preserved>…………..
<programming languages reloaded>…….
<wee little winky installed and flapping in the wind>..
Welcome everyone. Open you minds and loosen your morals.
Trigger warnings / prepare to be offended / Now is your chance to leave
Really. Just. Walk. Away.
For those still left, I am The Regis Jack Experience (and yes, just like “A Pimp Named Slick Back” you have to say the whole thing).
Things I am not good at:
- Being patient 🐢
- Taking turns 🐇
- Listening 🙉
- Responding appropriately 🙊
- Respecting other peoples physical space 👽
- Moderating my 😀😭😍💢
Things I am good at:
- 🔒 up all my 😀😭😍💢 deep ⬇️ inside where they are safe ☢️
- Sending memes that make people ⁉️ my 😇moral😇 standards
- Sending inappropriate 📸 that confirm people’s assumptions about my 😈moral😈 standards
- Eating 🌮🌮
- Never completing a proje
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