It’s been a few years since I’ve done anything — let’s get warmed up …

<rebooting the experience> ………………….
<initializing core concepts>…………..
<identification redefined>………
<environment has been migrated>…………
<data has been preserved>…………..
<programming languages reloaded>…….
<wee little winky installed and flapping in the wind>..

Welcome everyone. Open you minds and loosen your morals.

Trigger warnings / prepare to be offended / Now is your chance to leave

Really. Just. Walk. Away.

For those still left, I am The Regis Jack Experience (and yes, just like “A Pimp Named Slick Back” you have to say the whole thing).

Things I am not good at:

  • Being patient 🐢
  • Taking turns 🐇
  • Listening 🙉
  • Responding appropriately 🙊
  • Respecting other peoples physical space 👽
  • Moderating my 😀😭😍💢

Things I am good at:

  • 🔒 up all my 😀😭😍💢 deep ⬇️ inside where they are safe ☢️
  • Sending memes that make people ⁉️ my 😇moral😇 standards
  • Sending inappropriate 📸 that confirm people’s assumptions about my 😈moral😈 standards
  • Eating 🌮🌮
  • Never completing a proje